Today's Journal
WISDOM LIST #20
Understanding ToenailsThe first thing to understand about toenails is how to pronounce the term. If you are a male you would pronounce the word as Toe Nails and if a female it is Toe Nells. The correct masculine way to say the word is Toe Na-ills… two syllables on nails. The correct feminine way is to say ToeNells…all as one word.
Since maintenance of Toe Nails is only second behind the grossness Tooth Flossing, we’ll just say no one should ever have to see another do toenail maintenance. Not the grisly chips of hardened nail that are clipped off or the scraping of the underside of the nail. All filing and sanding should be done with a vacuum running to suck up the toenail dust. Thou shouldest never leave thy trimmed toenails anywhere that some other human might seest them.
Toenails grow approximately 1/16 of an inch a month. This means it takes about 32 months for a toenail to grow one inch. That’s about half as fast as fingernails. Once a toenail has been serviced and cleaned properly, a man is to put on his sock without thought or intention of polish or dressing of any kind and a woman is allowed to paint her Toenells with a bright polish called Toenell Polish.
It is just wise that thou knowest proper Toenail etiquette and care.
“You are to distinguish between the holy and the common, and between the unclean and the clean, and you are to teach the people of Israel…” (Leviticus 10:10-11)
“You shall know the truth and the truth will set you free.” Jesus